Welcome to Wade!
April 4th, 2008
Bragster.com is pleased to announce the appointment of Wade McElwain as the new VP of Entertainment.
We didn’t really want to but he bragged that he could do a better job than the stuffed monkey we had already doing the job and we are a bragging website…so he’s hired.
Wade brings with him a wealth of knowledge which is applicable nowhere else except perhaps a prison yard. Which probably explains his tattoos; penchant for whispering in people’s ears and 8 year gap on his CV.
His educational experience particularly his diploma from ‘McHamburger University’ is of great value to bragster for as Wade says ‘it ain’t a happy meal without putting a prize in it. Then it’s just a crap meal! Isn’t it!! Isn’t it!!’ We here hope for as many prizes from him as possible.
Wade’s previous jobs included: Catching squirrels for rabies testing; CEO at AOL; being Britney Spears’ PR Manager; and once held the title of the Vicar of Cockfosters.
We look forward to Wade’s invaluable input for bragster’s content, although so far his best idea was to cut the cable on the elevator to get back at the guy on the 5th floor who sneezed on his jacket.
Please join us in welcoming Wade to the team but please remember not to look him right in the eyes as it heightens his paranoia and makes him stabby.
Welcome Wade!
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